March 2014

Monday, monday or more reasons not to freak out even though it’s my birthday this week and I’m feeling overly mortal, if you know what I’m saying…

"Goddess Hera" by Odysseus Glaucos Osborne

“Goddess Hera” by Odysseus Glaucos Osborne. Of course she’s not smiling. Look what she has to deal with…

I may be mortal, but being immortal has it’s downsides, too. Especially if you are married to Zeus (who’s kind of a jerk, lets be honest) and most people think you are a raving bitch. But I’ve always loved Hera, and this wonderful graphic novel by George O’Connor helps to cast her in a more well rounded and positive light.

Also, the fact that somebody actually took the time to transform our most iconic movie quotes into charts gives me hope.

Look at how complex and beautiful our brains are. And we are only just beginning to understand how it all really works.

So once we understand how our brains work, maybe we can figure out, once and for all, if any of the increasingly popular brain exercises and games actually work to improve brain function. The jury is still out, but that doesn’t stop me from being tempted to try them all.

Is this my new mattress? Because I’m definitely in need of one… And so is my brain.

And while we’re on the topic of brainiacs, a recent Harvard study shows that good looking men do better in business. No f-ing kidding. I bet they spent millions of dollars to come to that conclusion. Clearly I am in the wrong business.

Good looking or no, average lifespans are increasing at an almost alarming pace. We’re all in for a longer time here on this Earth. I guess we’ll just have to make the most of it.

Yesterday, at some point…

at the Parrish Art Museum in Southampton, NY

Here, in the distance, is my husband with one of his oldest friends, the inimitable Howard Goldkrand, plotting to take over the world while walking outside of the Parrish Art Museum, located in the middle of an old potato field in Southampton, NY.

The building’s stunning architecture (it’s modeled after the potato barns that used to dot the fields all over pre-McMansion eastern Long Island) is reason enough to make a pilgrimage, but we were visiting the museum to see works by two important African American “outsider” artists, Thornton Dial and Claude Lawrence. More on that later…

Monday, Monday– or more posts about air, space and mind travel

Photographer Cristina De Middel’s multi-media piece on the Afronaut project, a 1964 Zambian space program that aimed to put the first man on the moon.

So many things to complain about when speaking of the airline industry… evidently much aviation technology is stuck in the 1960′s.

And while we’re on the topic, here is an entire section of a website dedicated to complaints about Delta. Which is, in my personal experience, the Worst. Airline. Ever.

But who cares about airplanes when our galaxy is colliding with our neighbor and there’s almost certainly life on other planets?

Speaking of other planets, meet the people who have signed up to go settle a colony on Mars and never come back.

All of this sounds very technologically advanced. So why is American internet so damned slow? (“We’re #31!” is not a slogan to be proud of…)

Maybe we just shouldn’t bother with travel at all, be it air, space or internet. Perhaps the answer is just to get this book and look at the lovely pictures photographer Mikael Kennedy shot on during a week of road tripping in California.

The Atlantic has been kind enough to post an in depth article on why writers are the worst procrastinators. Which I will read maybe two or three times before going on to write, or do, anything else today. Thanks!

Yesterday, at some point…

jill planter jewelry

A shot taken in the hopes that the bright colors would drive the drab of winter away…

Through the magic of the internets, one day, I’m standing outside on E Houston St, shooting photographs of beautiful silver jewelry by my dear friend Jill Platner, and the next day the photo is up online, announcing her latest sale. In the olden days, we had lead times– sometimes of three months– before we ever saw the fruits of our labor published. And while sure, I’ve become accustomed to the speed of the turnover today, it still never ceases to amaze me.

But I digress.

The real piece of news is that Ms Jill Platner is actually having a sale. This is rare. And it’s because her whole crew is so sick of this never ending winter that they figured maybe if they had a “winter be gone” sale, the winter would, well, be gone.

SO go check it out on Crosby street (or online) and get yourself a little something while the getting’s good. Because the sale only lasts for a week. And hopefully winter will exit the stage right after.

My whole life is a #throwbackthursday…

Brian Eno Another Green World

Brian Eno’s Another Green World is one of my all-time favorite albums that I’d completely forgotten about till I started organizing my records…

When you reach a certain age, you stop caring so much about what the newest hottest thing is and you settle on stuff you’ve always been into. The old reliable stuff. Why go to Beacon’s Closet when you can just go shopping for free in your own? Why bother listening to a bunch of cockamamie new music when you (and by you I mean I) have hundreds of LP’s in piles all over the apartment, just waiting to be taken out and spun around on a turntable?

Well clearly, the answer to that is of course we listen to new music because there are lots of great things happening out there. But that does not stop me from reacquainting myself with sounds I already know and love. Like Brian Eno’s album Another Green World. Which
Rama Cromeado has been kind enough to upload to YouTube, for all of us to enjoy. Unless we don’t need the link because we are crazy packrats and still have the record that we bought in high school when we were totally obsessed with Eno and Bowie and all sorts of other things that shall remain nameless.

So take a little trip back to 1975 while you check your e mail. You never know… maybe it’ll spark an impromptu Spotify roadtrip or something. Or at the very least, provide your kids with something more inventive to dance to.

Monday, Monday (on Tuesday again…) or more links about food.

bagels at barney greengrass

Breakfast at the venerable Barney Greengrass, as recently eaten by my family.

Evidently biscuits and scones are practically the same thing. At least according to NY Times food whisperer Julia Moskin. (This piece, by the way, is one of the most beautifully written articles I have read in this particular section of the paper.)

Generally, the term gluten-free makes me want to run for the hills, but I’m thinking I might just try making these double corn, quinoa and cheddar muffins. Cause they look that good.

Here are 10 basic breakfast making survival tips that everyone should know. Even you.

Did you know about the incredible mason jar blender trick?

What about this hilarious onion trick, for the truly sneaky among us?

Maybe you’re about to drive somewhere and you don’t want to listen to top 40 radio… check out NPR’s Leonard Lopate and his guest, author Marion Nestle, talk about the politics of food instead.

I went to Eatly for dinner the other night and was shocked at how stupendous the dining experience was… especially as it kind of feels like you’re eating at the airport.

Yesterday, at some point…

walmart_is_beautiful

Last night was so cold that I found myself wandering into a Walgreens for a moment, just to get warm. I almost never go to Walgreens. After blowing some warm air into my gloves to help my freezing hands recover a bit of feeling, I looked up and saw this sign.

Which I found confusing… is the sign supposed to be about me? Or Walgreens? Or the hidden potential inside of all of us? Because it certainly didn’t convince me that I wanted any of the suntan lotion that was underneath it.